If raunchy reindeer, carnal carols, and a big long North Pole are on your wish list this year, Christmas is coming early! Don’t worry though — Santa never will.

Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, these reindeer have something they’d like you to unwrap. Featuring a live band, ten stunning performers, and Christmas songs as you’ve never heard them before, this salacious evening of cabaret will turn sacred into the scandalous.

A winter wonderland has never been so hot.

Join Santa and his harem of reindeer for wine, beer, and a hell of a lot of Christmas spirits as they cross lines and indulge desires — it’s the season of giving, after all. With everything from classic carols to modern pop, “A Very Naughty Christmas” is a fun, intimate show that’s sure to get you in a holiday mood.

If you’re lucky, you might even get to sit on Santa’s lap.